Good morning the people of the world and welcome to today’s Presidential election petition tribunal.
We have only one job…. “to make it look as if you’re in the court in person”..
Nothing more, nothing less…. 🍿
Although, PDP are the people with morning session as Labour Party’s case comes up by 2pm (that’s where my major concern is) but we still wish to bring to you parts of PDP’s proceedings…
Let’s go….
The PDP’s witness right now is quite funny .
SAN Fagbemi: Read your testimony paragraph 4 for us again.
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PDP Witness: I cannot read it. I broke my glasses yesterday. I cannot see .
SAN Fagbemi: What is the meaning of conscientious
PDP Witness: Ehn, I didn’t hear you
SAN Fagbemi: You’re the one that wrote it in your testimony, what is conscientious
PDP Witness: I don’t know oh, I don’t know the meaning.
Wahala ohh
This current witness has exactly the same testimony as the PDP’s FCT Chairman.
INEC: Do you know the FCT Chairman of your Party
Witness: Yes I do
INEC: Are you aware your testimony and his, is exactly the same thing. ‘Witness is quiet’.
INEC: Are you aware it is the same thing. Who wrote the testimony.
Witness: I am not aware. I wrote my own and he wrote his own. Everyone wrote their own.
Hmmmm PDP why na…
Wahala in the courtroom.. 😂
PDP’s 2nd witness is another funny one.
INEC: You will agree with me that Atiku scored 15% in FCT
Witness: Yes
INEC: So that means he cannot be made the president since he did not score 25% in FCT ‘In my mind I’m like ah, is this INEC’s way of telling us something’
Witness: Even Tinubu did not score 25% and you made him president.
Everyone in the courtroom was almost on the floor from laughter
INEC: That is not my question.
Atiku scored 15% in FCT so why did you write in your testimony that he should be declared president.
Witness: Even Tinubu did not get 25% in FCT, if they can declare him then they can also declare Atiku as president.
Wahala oh INEC this question you’re asking, you’re the one standing on the table you’re shaking And you will break that table.
@sarahIbrahim
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