Sometimes, residents of Nigeria 🇳🇬 may need some intentional humorous distractions to ease off tensions mounted by the dysfunctional Nigerian economic system.
With the hike in the price of Petrol ⛽, Nigerians are sarcastically advocating for the return of Bicycle 🚲 usage as majority can’t afford petrol in a country with enormous amount of natural crude oil.
NNPC and the FG are actually making Nigerians believe that it’s extremely difficult to revamp the Refineries, meanwhile, ordinary individuals could afford to set up a quasi – refinery which the FG calls “illegal refinery” and destroys them……
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Why not legalize them?
Why not allow interested individuals set up modular Refineries?
No wahala……
Now let’s laugh a little….. 😂
ITS BACK
Bicycle 🚲
Benefits of Bicycle to Nigerians…..
– Zero fuel consumption
– Optimum AC (Natural Air)
– Economical
– No engine servicing. E no kuku get engine.
– Zero documentation (Police, FRSC, EDSTMA no get person time)
– No overloading
– Space for a passenger (additional source of income)
– Easy to carry in case of traffic or unnecessary delay
– Insurance not needed
– Good for health (exercise)
– Nothing to do with engine oil, engine filter, etc
– In case of brake failure, you can use your legs
– Parts affordable
– Classic because it’s the latest in town..
Haahahahaaaaa…… In case of brake failure…. You can use your legs… 😂
I am so going to buy a bicycle today…
Enough is Enough…..
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