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O: Do you know that you have 10,017 characters in your statement
W: I don’t need to know
O: Oh so you don’t need to know
W: Yes
O: My lord, he said he don’t need to know that his entire characters are decrypted
W: That is not what I said
O: Okay. In your statement you made reference to Bauchi, Anambra and Rivers
W: My witness statements included a lot, so you’re not right
O: Your witness statements says it
W: Then show me where I said so in my statement.
O: In page 8 to 11 of your meta data submissions which shows Benue State but you didn’t refer to it in your statement
W: That is not true The judges are now looking at the pages called
O: Did you refer to Benue State
W: Rephrase the question
O: No
W: There’s Benue but not just Benue, other states are listed
O: In paragraph 24 in your statement, in PU Umueza Pry School 1 in the LGA you listed, Labour Party scored 117 votes and APC scored 0 The judges are laughing on how he pronounced the Umueza (I don’t know I’d I spelt it right)
W: I am not aware and it doesn’t touch on my expertise
PO: Thank you. Witness have a good day
W: Oh I will. You too
APC: Witness, do you know about the agreement between AWS and its customers
W: Yes. It’s called SLA. Service Level Agreement
APC: And it contains the security feature
W: If by that you mean availability, then yes
APC: The security features agreement are only known to parties and they can unlock it at anytime
W: No. I’m afraid that is incorrect This witness is so smart.
APC: The agreement is know only to the parties
W: No but the SLA you can choose the service you want
APC: So it’s to the public the one you choose
W: It’s not displayed to the public
APC: Wow I like your voice
W: I appreciate yours too
APC: In your statement on exhibit A, you listed 12 PU results
W: Yes
APC: Face the judges. Stop looking at your lawyers Who helped you do this report
W: I did it myself, why would I need people to do my report for me
APC: So you don’t have juniors, we lawyers have juniors
W: No, I did it myself.
APC: You did not interact with any presiding officer in the polling units
W: No I didn’t
APC: You did not see the hard copy of those form EC8A in those PU
W: I did not have to
APC: Answer me
W: It’s self explanatory. I did not have to, I didn’t see
APC: Thank you. Look at your report, you said what is on page 4 is an incorrect upload
W: Yes I stated so
Justice Tsamamni: Where in the report
APC: Page 4
APC: Who uploaded the results
W: I don’t know who uploaded it but I know which BVAS uploaded it. It came from the BVAS and it’s described here on the watermark. I stated it
APC: Did you interact with any presiding officer
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W: I didn’t have to
APC: I need yes or no please
W: No
APC: Did you interrogateINEC
W: No I did not interrogate INEC as a body but I interrogated INEC’s manual and that alone is superior The courtroom is murmuring yes
APC: Please answer me, did you talk to anybody from INEC
W: No
APC: Did you interrogate anybody from AWS
W: I interrogated the server of AWS
APC: Did you interrogate any staff of AWS
W: I interrogated the server is AWS which is superior
APC: Where is the report
W: It is there and I stated about the meta data too
APC: Where in your statement did you interrogate this AWS
W: If the lords will allow me, I can demonstrate it in court
APC: No.
Where is it in your statement
W: Well it’s on paragraph 24, if you can help me read it. Read it This witness is now the one asking questions APC lawyer is so angry The witness is eating him up
Witness: It’s on paragraph 24, what else do you want Everyone is now laughing
APC: You came here thinking we don’t know what we are doing
APC: Are you aware there’s over 170,000 PU in Nigeria
Witness: Actually, 178,846 The whole courtroom is laughing
APC: I am angry, I am not asking you any questions again The courtroom including the judges are laughing
Witness: That would be more appreciated Everyone is laughing APC lawyers look defeated They have sat down now This witness is on fire.
See brains Ikwueto is now up to re-examine which a huge smile on his face.
To be continued……
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