[dropcap]P[/dropcap]aul Pogba is obviously missed by Manchester United club and fans worldwide. His long absence from the team has further made his audacious presence felt. Some people are emotionally creative. This could make a day for a Manchester United fan in a funny way.
See the hilarious open letter to Paul Pogba from a Manchester United fan…
Dear Paul Pogba,
I love you from January to December and only my love for Zlatan top yours in this current United set up, but I am sure you know these already… I have missed you like mad. At first, it felt like you won’t be missed but with every game, the work you do to our team kept revealing itself in your absence. 😈😈😈
Please, do everything within your power and beyond to return next week. E don tey wey I cum while watching football and my garage don overload, except you want me to cheat on you with this new girl I met.💇💇💇
See ehn, now the world knows how important you are to the way United play. Just as how Kante’s absence showed us how useless Chelsea could be. My love, make it this weekend please, no more set backs.🙌🙌🙌🙍
Forget that rubbish Jose is saying about crying managers and injuries, Bros is suffering something worse inside. Obioku is killing your boss. He is bleeding!!!💥💥💥
Did you notice nobody talks about your price tag again? You’ve been vindicated. In fact, 89 million for your signature now feels like a steal just over a year of your transfer. How did Juve make such a mistake?💢
We saw the way your French teammates were “famzing” you in that video. They even have special handshakes with you. Which again proves how intelligent you are – to be able to remember who has what style of handshake. I admire you, boo. 😘😘😘
Then there’s this new agbero at the Bridge who wants to contest Salon D’or with you, he dyes his hair blue. Fear not, he is at best, a big for nothing brainless Pogba wannabe, even his own fans agree with me on this.
Finally, I want to talk about our noisy neighbors form in your absence but my mouth is heavy. Let’s forget them.
Come back better Paul Labile Pogba, the Most Complete Central Midfielder in the world.