Nigerians are becoming increasingly frustrated at the present hardship meted to them by the present administration.
The Federal government earlier made some rather astonishing revelation how they feed inmates with some huge sum of money and Nigerians were meant to swallow it hook line and sinker aside this youth who rather saw the opportunity in it and decided to do the unthinkable.
As funny as it sounds , it made a lot of humorous sense.
See his application below and feel free to write yours.
No 23 Okoko Street
Orji, Owerri- Imo state.
08/11/2018
The President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Abuja – Nigeria
Through;
The Minister of Information
Federal Minister of Information
Abuja – Nigeria
Sir,
APPLICATION FOR THE EXALTED POSITION OF A PRISONER
With reference to your amazing revelation that El-Zak Zaky is fed with 3.5million naira monthly and the other equally amazing revelation by the Minister of Interior, General Danbazau, that 14k is used to feed one prisoner a day, I wish to apply most honourably for the position of a prisoner in any of the prisons where this 14k is used to feed the inmates. I am a harmless person and ordinarily I have no business with the prisoners and would never have any reason to sleep there, but with the “good” life the prisoners are enjoying under this regime, and considering that the daily feeding per prisoner costs only 14k less than the national monthly minimum wage, I have decided to submit myself for consideration to enable me enjoy with the inmates.
I am sure you will soon see more applications than you can handle after giving application a favourable consideration.
I have studied up to first degree with two Masters Degree. Find attached copy of my curriculum vitae.
I look forward to your invitation for interview.
Yours faithfully,
(Name witheld)
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