#BBnaija Update : The Aftermath Of Teddy A And BamBam’s Knacking ( Video )

Good morning the beautiful People of Jkcites…

Welcome to our morning fresh oven baked Gossip session…..

First, i’m sorry this gossip is coming late, blame it on my village pipo….got information they’re trying to sell my land in the village..the only land my grandfather left for me… Story for another day.

Now, let’s get down to brass tacks !!!

It’s no longer news  that our Guy Teddy A has finally succeeded in knacking Bam Bam……”ogbono igala”.

That’s not the issue, …..the bigger issue was that those two adults have decided to fool us by acting as if there was no knacking !! Can you imagine..?

Oya listen well make i yan you the whole details…..

Having sex in Big brother’s house is something that’s almost inevitable as you can’t keep a “Zakibiam yam” and a “Benue Goat” inside one pen and expect them to be playing ludo game or peeling onions for 90days……”mba nu, odiro possible !!!

The first set of housemates that knacked “akpako”in the house was Miracle and Nina and they owned up ..hooooohaaaaa ….yes we did it…!!!

Rumor also has it that Lolu and American bae( Anto….Padua ) have knacked too. Remember, Anto had earlier stated that her love for sex pass naija Police love for Egunje” so this one no hard me to believe “…my gossip antena hasn’t gathered much facts though…very soon, i go catch them…

Ghen gheeen…..

Now see the main gist,

Konji na baskard….baskalifoool….

Konji has been konjilizing my Guy ,Teddy A and BamBam for a while now and do to the fact that Teddy A had earlier gone ahead to make mouth say…” I’m in a serious relationship and have no business with “umu nwanyi Jerusalem” here in Biggie’s house… Akuko n’egwu..

Worst still, BamBam happens to be a serious Church member… Infact a choir mistress…..eheen, i also” hear say her papa na senior man for them church”…”okwa ifugo” ?

As the konji was busy decimating them, they couldn’t hold it anylonger biko….they waited till everyone might have gone to bed…..around 3am to be precise, When Biggie sef don dey snore…. Little did they know that we the gossip mongers for naija no dey sleep…..”ifai hear say i sleep”…..

They both sneaked into the Toilet and decided to peel onions together…”Funkeeee”….

Although, biggie disconnected the camera in the toilet but the wizard in us couldn’t afford not to get evidence in case the accuser of the brethren decides to deny…..fiammmm….we go show am evidence….

They spent quite a couple of time together inside the rest room…as the Choir mistress was busy winning her tiny waist rhythmically to Teddy’s Accapella..

“Oya see video to show u say we no dey sleep”..

https://twitter.com/bandy56/status/968320672110870539

At this juncture, as i was still trying to gather more facts to further nail the Choir mistress….Nepa seized the light again

Me 1 – 3 NEPA …..scoreline 

However, big brother is looking for any experienced plumber that would help them fix the Toilet seat Teddy and  BamBam scattered…

Oya see…

Hahahahahahhaaahaahhaaaaa…..

Iyam coming…. Make i go cook afternoon gist….

See you soon…

I’m still your host…Unku jay..

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A chemical engineer with cognitive flair for creative writing . He writes for fun and renders his reportage humorously to keep you entertained . His avid love for food inspires him the most as he hopes to make his blog a real entertainment hub.

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