Good morning my beautiful Gossip mates…..!!!
I trust you all had a good night rest ?
…i almost had a sound sleep if not of one devilish culex mosquito that kept singing Halleluyah Chorus in my ear and finally made me land a dirty slap on my left ear…..#tears drop.
Eheeen…..”better ogbenge gossip dey this morning for una“….somebody shout…Ooooooolaaaaalaaaaah..!!!
Have you heard that Leo and Alex have colluded to castigate Nina by subtly infusing some words/idea into her malleable brain.?
However, her Superman, Captain Miracle refused to allow such APC people bully her little Nina. He jumped into the matter, “come carry am for head like gala weh spoil”.
Meanwhile, we had some active, passive and inactive spectators throughout the whole ordeal…..
Sit back , sip your Lipton and enjoy the gossip as your Beloved Unku-Jay unravel it like “mama Ekpere’s Moi-moi”.
Now see how everything started…..
Gheeen Gheen….
It’s no news anymore that Tobi had been delivered from the Powerful love spell casted on him by Cee-C since last week.
Since then, Tobi has been forming Donald Trump for the belligerant CC…..poor her….story for another day …
Let’s get down to brass tacks!!!
Leo is such a cunning guy, very smart and domineering .He finds a way to get into people’s head by his usage of words and proverbs like Pete Edochie…..He kept on doing same to Khloe until she swallowed frog and got kicked out inadvertently.
Her next puppet would be Alex who has many a times professed her opulent love to Leo.
Yesterday , Leo, just like a lizard he is , crawled to Miracle to tempt him like the devil tempted Our Lord……He kept asking Miracle if he loves Nina that much…..bla bla blaaaaa bulshit……
Amongst the Igwes in council present were, Nina ( the subject) , Miracle the defendant , Rico ( the clown who looked so uninterested but rather thinking of the amount of maggi he would use to cook the next jollof rice)…. Passive member…. And finally Leo the accuser of the brethren…..
My guy miracle kukuma tell am straight up say, “he has no right to meddle into their affair as he wouldn’t even ask such of him and Alex……
Infact, ” i am not even close to you, even my closest padi , Tobi hasn’t even intruded like you’re doing”, angered Miracle retorted.
As miracle was still serving it hot to Leo, thunderous voice of Biggie roared from above and raptured all of them to the garden….
Case closed….. part 1 finished….
To God be the glory…
Just as Bible would say, ” The devil moves about looking for whom to devour…..them no dey sleep…
As Leo had failed in his quest, he sent Alex (Eve) to go and tempt Miracle (Adam )…
Alex sneaked into Miracle’s bed to start all over again ….she insinuated that Nina was weak…..
Ewoooo….this one made Miracle run beserk…baba vex no be small…”.My Nina weak ?
Now see the brilliant conversation that went on between Alex and Miracle…
Alex: I feel that Nina is weak…..
Miracle: why do you people feel that ? do you know how that pains me when you people say that…..?
Miracle: everybody assumes that it is me who saved Nina, they don’t even know that maybe it is Nina who saved me….
At this moment… The cock crowed 3 times , the sky suddenly changed red….
“Can somebody please give a bottle of cold Odeku to Miracle for me…?
Alex was surprised and dumbfounded..
Miracle 5 – 0 Alex/Leo scoreline
And finally…… Finally finally…..
Leo and Alex came to Miracle and Nina for the last time ,just like “Nneka the pretty serpent” to unleash their final ploy….
Amongst the Igwes in council this time around was , Poor Nina with her small voice , Capt.Mimiii himself ready to fly on a higher terrain…… Bam bam who was just observing in utter bewilderment… Teddy A and others like the passive Anto…
Anto doesn’t want to get involved. She looks so indifferent about the whole story…
“As she said yesterday, “people always ask me why I don’t say anything and I tell them it’s because I don’t got shit to say” 😂😂
Oyibo girl weh she be na….her case dey for cooler…
At this point ladies and gentlemen… Miracle and Nina joined force and pulled their energy together and defeated Leo and Alex and asked them to please leave them the hell alone….
And immediately, they flee just as the bible says The devil would….
Leo became defensive and a bit upsef….Ntoooor.
MiNa 10 – 0 LeoLex scoreline..
At this moment… Fuel “come finish for my gen and e be like say NEPA don go on strike”….. Pray for me.
Do have a wonderful day ahead….
I remaineth your Gossip partner…. Unku Jay.
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Keep it up JK! Miracle is my Man any day. I will always vote for him.
Lol! Jaykay i almost fell of my chair laughing at this! Keep it up bro
Thanks dear…i’d keep on trying to try.