Nigerians are widely known for their resilient nature thus, suffering and smiling . This is no post to lampoon on the government’s ineptitude but a humorous one to reveal how indecisive our early fathers were with the use of English language.
The problems of Nigeria started with confusion in speaking English…
See few examples below…
British: Extreme
American : End
Nigerian : Extreme end
British: Knicker
American: Short
Nigerian: Short knicker
British : Salon
American : Barbershop
Nigerian: Barbing salon
British: Bend
American: corner
Nigerian: Bending corner
British: so,
American: Therefore
Nigerian: So therefore,
British: tell me the reason
America: tell me why
Nigeria: tell me the reason why
British: Ten Pounds each
American: Ten Dollars each
Nigerian: Ten Ten naira each.
Have you also noticed that everything about Nigerian’s pronunciation must be twice?…
Sharp sharp , quick quick, jedi jedi, begi begi, worry worry, sickie sickie, waka waka… Etc. .
And many more which only you can add fast fast . …. Lol
You see where our problem started?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Let me come and start going now now…