Happy Sunday.. This is a short story by a Christian brother about his encounter with his wife and debacle with Pastors…
Grab your popcorn 🍿 let’s go down the pulpit together…
“My wife has been disturbing me to follow her to her friends church, according to her, the man sees and performs miracles
I refused and for days my wife began carrying face for me
Baby, what’s wrong with our church? I asked her one day
She said the man will see something for us
“Something like, what are we looking for?”
She said I should stop questioning her and just come along so I agreed and followed her and her friend to the church
I was rocking the earrings my wife bought for me, and a week before she had plaited my afro this new style young boys normally carry but then I forgot my wedding ring, and so I started hiding my finger because I knew if my wife found out I forgot my wedding ring but not my earrings again, I am finished
Luckily she didn’t even notice and so after a few hours of worship and praise, the pastor climbed the pulpit and after jumping up and down he looked directly at me for so seconds then pointed at me
My wife and her friend eyes lit up in excitement and both of them nudged me up and asked me to go outside.
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“Go where, did he ask me to come out?!” I asked them
They told me that’s how he operates. Once he points at you, you immediately run out because he has seen something for you
Reluctantly, I went out and stood at the altar where one of the ushers asked me to and everyone started clapping
The pastor left me standing there, he started preaching and shouting while I stood there in front of the whole church, waiting
After almost 20 minutes of standing, I turned and started walking back to my seat but I saw my wife and her friend frantically waving their hands at me to go back, and then one usher ran and asked me to please wait for the pastor to release me
“Release me, am I under arrest?” I asked him
Next thing the pastor turned to me and said, I am possessed with a prideful spirit and I even have a spiritual wife and that’s why I am not married yet
I looked at him and said it’s a lie, that it’s actually my wife that invited me here then I pointed to my wife in the congregation
The pastor did not even flinch instead he smiled and said he knows I’m married and if I don’t change my ways and cut my hair, remove the earrings and start living a holy life, more girls will give birth for me
I told him I and my wife don’t have kids yet and no woman has a baby for me
He said he’s not talking about physical women that I have spiritual kids from my spiritual wife, and if I don’t change I will have more spiritual children.
I told him as long as I’m not responsible for their upkeep, it’s fine.
Church scatter
That’s how my wife ran and came to carry me from the altar and started apologizing to me for bringing me to the false prophet.
The End
– Ajebo writers
As much as this could be ficticious…. It’s even worse than what’s currently happening in our society…. Women should be very careful with gulliblity…. Most pastors have destroyed many homes..