#BBNaija2019 Updates : Since the inception of this season in Biggie’s house, last night happens to be the best party as Dj lambo has proven to the male Djs that what a man can do, a woman can do even better.
Dj Lambo was able to mix all her songs professionally to the elation of the housemates……
She is simply amazing…….
The End….
HOUSEMATES…..
Oya let’s talk about the housemates…
Biggie, how and where did you go to rent this year’s housemates?
How boring and annoying could some of them be already?
Last Night’s party kicked off slowly as the housemates were slowly unwinding not withstanding the classic performance from Dj Lambo.
Not until Tuoyo who was feeling calm decided to strip and do that which he knows how to do best…. Grabbing of Mercy’s A**.
FULL INDIVIDUAL ANALYSIS…..
MIKE….. Mc Oluooomoh crooner is trying his best jaree…. He can’t come and kill himself at Ooooshodi..
Rating : 67%
NELSON…… I just can’t understand that one, he often appears aloof, awkward and spends majority of the party time in front of the mirror shaking head like agama….
Rating : 23%
THELMA : she tries to try…..Atleast she could bend down to twerk the little she learnt from her village……. She is trying harder shaaa..
Rating : 54 %
KHAFI : The Uk based babe was busy rocking it with her buddy, Gadoni… She dey try small…
Rating : 50%
DIANE : Smallie always comes to party wearing her school uniform probably sewn by her mum….. She loves standing in front of the mirror dancing and smiling sheepishly to herself.
Rating : 43 %
TUOYO : The male stripper is the reason MURIC said the show be banned….. 😂… He is such a crazy dancer who only find succor with Mercy’s Bafana Bafana…
Rating : 75%
IkE : The Igbo Tupac spends most the time trying to close his mouth 👄. He smiles intermittently as he keeps looking for where his crazy babe has gone to twerk.
Rating : 15%
OMASOLA : The warri street dude would wait the whole day for the Dj to play Soapy dance so he would jump out… Las las… They wouldn’t play it for him……he barely dances..
Rating : 28 %
JEFF : The Banker dude should please return to the banking hall already and start preparing his ledger biko…. Just fresh like Monday bread 🥪 for nothing…….apologies to his fans…. That dude eeeeh… What kinda pepper is he?
Rating : 3%
TACHA : The self acclaimed Portharcourt’s first lady is nothing but a disappointment to anyone expecting a yellow pepperoni from her……. She would spend the whole party time dragging her skimpy outfit down..
Rating : 2%
SEYI : The Meme prince only had one good moment as the Dj played Koredo Bello’s song … His eyes 👀 bulged like usual before resorting to his bar man role…
Rating : 34.2 %
FRODD : The Unizik graduate who lived at Ifite is truly a fraud…….. What really happened to that dude…. Starting from his dress sense, dude was looking like Malam all through as he spent the whole time with the phone.
However, the fact that he might be evicted on Sunday made his whole mood swing.
Rating : 2.5 %
JACKYE : for the first time, she came out alive….. After remembering she has 1.5 m in her coffers…
https://twitter.com/BBNaija/status/1152690169922932737?s=19
Rating : 56 %
SIR DEE : The Aboki was busy forming paparazzi……. Club owner… Never danced…… Nonsense
Rating : 1.2 %
ESTHER : The beautiful HOH… She was looking so beautiful and danced well…
Rating : 78%
MERCY : Oh gaaaawd….. She is something else….. Causing a lot of troubles and made Ike almost fight Tuoyo as a result of her Xrated dance moves.
Rating : 89%
In conclusion…… I wonder what would really become of the subsequent parties after Tuoyo is gone…….Mercy can do it alone.
Apologies to ALEX, TOBI, TTT, BISOLA, BASSEY, KEMEN, EFE and all the previous fire dancers that graced this show…
Biggie must have shot himself in the foot with these foreign importations he did…..
Meanwhile, Ike Wanted to burst Tuoyo’s head for dancing vigorously with Mercy….
See video below…. .
https://twitter.com/oluwaseun_tonfi/status/1152694589842755584?s=19
As Ike couldn’t take it anymore, nigga went straight to clear TUOYO’S doubt…
https://twitter.com/greybackwolfe/status/1152696822185517058?s=19
Finally after the party….
See Mercy below…
Good night…..